airoehead:

yifflord:

would you rather date a person in their “RAWR :3 XD LOLOLOL TROLLED!!! .3.” phase
or drop raw onions in your eyes?

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dearheart42:

kyleehenke:

do u ever get so torn between being productive or doing something fun that they cancel each other out and you wind up just sitting on your ass

did you mean the story of my entire life

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andrewhussiesbosom:

I HIT MY ARM ON THE DOORWAY AND SHOUTED “LOUD ANGRY YELLING” AND MY FUCKING MOM COMES IN LIKE “r u ok I heard some loud angry yelling” I’M LAUGHING LIKE A WALRUS

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